Kifflom. Kifflom. Kifflom. Kiff – lom. Kiff. Lom. Kiff. Lom. I read all the pamphlets and even paid for this stupid blue outfit, and now they got me running through the desert? I’ve just gotta keep running. Kiff – lom. KIFF. LOM. You know, they told me that aliens exist and are present on earth, but what’s a guy gotta do to see one? Everyone in this crazy cult is so gung-ho about the world being only 157 years and dinosaurs being a lie and some reincarnation bullshit. I don’t buy it. Honestly, I don’t know how I ended up in this stinking desert. My wife was in bed for 10 days, my idiot son only leaves the house to get kidnapped or buy drugs, and who knows where my daughter is right now. Maybe this desert run will help clear my mind and get me away from all this. Kiff – Lom – kiff – lom – kiff – lom. Na, this is just nonsense. How do I get back to the road? Down this stretch of wastes and over the hill? Thanks for that, helpful… tree… in the desert… Kifflom!
Throughout the city of Los Santos, there are images of food advertisements – from ridiculous sized burgers to cherry pie. Most of this food isn’t something you can actually eat in game. One exception to that is a small glass of green juice found in Michael’s house. When Michael picks up the juice he quickly chugs it and then makes a disgusted face. Clearly, this juice is something he does not enjoy drinking. Michael’s wife, Amanda, also drinks from time to time but complains about the kale in it. With one mystery ingredient down, what else would work in this green juice? After considering the healthy living yoga mentor that Amanda is “seeing”, I figured out a good combination of fruit to make up the rest of my green juice. I was pleasantly surprised with how filling this juice was. The recipe is SUPER simple and perfect if you have very little time in the morning.
Required Equipment: blender
Serving: about 16 oz of juice
Ingredients:
– 1 ripe banana
– 1 mango
– 2 kale leaves
– 2 kiwis
– ½ cup greek yogurt
– ½ cup coconut milk
In a blender place all the fruit and kale. Blend roughly. Add the yogurt and coconut milk and then blend until smooth. Kifflom!
Never heard of kifflom before! Definitely need to make the recipe though – I do love a good healthy green juice.