So this week, I thought we could touch on an old favo- *door knocked down, barrels spinning, maniacal laughter*
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I was told we would be fighting men! I am heavy weapons guy, and this… is my sandvich.
Ingredients:
2 pieces of sliced bread
1 slice of ham
3 slices of swiss cheese
2 slices of tomato
1 leaf of lettuce
1 green olive
Sandvich will not build self!
“Don’t run! It’s just ham!”
I have plan for you: more cheese.
I killed many cowards to get this.
I was told we would be eating HAM!
What was that, Sandvich? “Kill them all”? Good idea! Hahahaha!
You’re a loose cannon, sandvich! But you are a damn good cop!
You’re great, doctor!
Nom nom nom, om nom.