You cross the threshold out into the stale, choking air of [insert city name here]. All around you, there are signs of decay on the walls and ghastly creatures waiting to cause your demise. You’ve got your [maybe I should make a dex character first?] by your side, ready to strike down the foes in…
Video Game Food
Bloodborne: Pungent Blood Cocktail
Do you hear our prayers? Do you see our attempts at reaching a higher plane and laugh? Or perhaps worry? Indeed, we are below the cosmos, but we know what we must do to reach beyond. We must sit to contemplate that which cannot be contemplated, to line our brain with eyes, to reach, to…
Yakuza 5: The Boss of Them All
What a crazy world we live in! All of these games to play and all of this food to eat. Luckily, you’ve found the website my wife runs that brings both together in a triumphant head-on collision of taste and fun! I wanted another crack at a recipe (since I am always so helpful) so…
Starbound: Apple Crumble
Planet hopping is the name of the game! No wait… it is Starbound. Hmm.. I don’t think you want to hop from star to star. You may be rocking some new insulated shoes, but I suspect landing on a star might leave your feet a little well done. Perhaps getting just close enough to a…
Fantasy Life: Juicy Burger
Got a delish meal to cook in Fantasy Life? You’ll need to run around and make a few stops first! Run to the local farm and collect some eggs from the chicken. Stop by the fields and pick some tasty vegetables. Meat can be tricky to find, but local vendors should be carrying what you…
The Sims 4: Breadsticks
Over the years, my younger brother has played The Sims series more than anyone else in my family. He was very critical about The Sims 4 when it first released. He was disappointed that a lot of elements were missing from the previous games. I heard several times how he missed the alien sims the…
Sid Meier’s Civilization V: Coffee
Oh magnanimous ruler, your people need you to lead them through the troubled times ahead. Hailing from the beautiful lands of [INSERT HOMETOWN HERE] , you lead a country young in age but strong in passion. A passion for cultivating the land, expanding their sphere of influence, and selling blue jeans and rap music across…
Don’t Starve: Pierogies
Being stuck in a wilderness overflowing with mystical creatures and terrors can make a person hungry. The only way to eat is to figure out what combinations are going to work and hope you don’t end up with something that’ll make you ill. Hopefully all that monster meat you keep collecting will be useful. Just…
Guild Wars 2: Spring Rolls
My wife has done enough recollections on her Guild Wars adventures, so it’s my turn! Our guild has been slow to get back to the raid after taking a break, but we finally got back to it and regularly got the vale guardian to the 5th stage! I was so excited that we got that…
Yakuza 4: Tuna Burger
While visiting Japan, most of the restaurants we walked past were, not surprisingly, Japanese cuisine. Occasionally, we would see an Italian restaurant or a fast food burger joint. We decided to check out MOS Burger, one of the more popular burger chains. Overall, I thought it was delicious and would recommend it if you find…